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Las
Vegas Showgirls III
by
Georgia Albert
with Jan Newton
February, 2004
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Aphrodisac
Cooking
Let us look in on the girls, Bambi Darlin and Candi Kane, at their
Summer House.
Bambi is at the computer chatting with Georgia and Jan about their
new assignment for Goddesschess.
Candi
enters the great room wearing a sheer black dress of Aubusson Lace,
a floor length violet velvet cape with saffron yellow silk brocade
lining, accented with Escher "Elephant and Turret"' trim. Candi
is shod elegantly, in black ankle-strapped stiletto heels, and she's
carrying a beautiful double- edged sword with "the
figure of the Goddess, shown seated on a throne, carrying in her hands
a trishula-trident, a pasha-noose and a flower".
(Image right)
Bambi:
Oooo la la! Candi, I love the new costume you designed. Wait there
while I get the camera, so I can get pictures of you and your newly
designed Elegant Yet Sexy Outfit for the new and improved on-line
Goddesschess Catalogue, Autumn/Winter issue.
Candi:
(While posing as Bambi snaps away with the digital camera) I am glad
you like my new design. Move over Victoria's Secret....
Bambi:
Candi, flip your long blond hair and show us those pearly white
teeth with one of your famous, come hither boys, smiles. . . Now give
me your famous "Enticement Look," the one you learned in your Kama
Sutra class?. . . now take the sword out of the scabbard. . .that's
it. . . now hold the sword like the Queen's piece from the Harry Potter
Wizards' Chess Game. . . Great! Perfect! Now, throw the boys a big
kiss. . . that should do it! I'll get these off to Pimander,
our Dragon Webmaster, right away, and have him do his magic with these
pictures for the new edition of the catalogue.
During
the impromptu photo shoot, a cute little Chihuahua dog, carrying a
miniature stuffed toy Chihuahua in its mouth, trots into the room
and sits down next to Candi, waiting patiently to be noticed.
Bambi:
Candi what are you doing with this cute little dog?
Candi:
Oh, Kasparov! Come here, Kaspy, come to mommy. That's
it, baby! (Kasparov wiggles in delight as Candi gives him an ear rub).
I need him for an aphrodisiac cooking recipe.
Bambi:
You need him for a recipe??? You're not planning on cooking
the dog...Gulp...are you?
Candi:
Goddess No! I guess I should explain myself better. Oh,
by the way, have you seen the ear muffs and rubber gloves? I know
I laid them down in here somewhere. . . I need them for the recipe
too.
Bambi:
Ear muffs, rubber gloves, Aphrodisiac Cooking, a dog with a stuffed
toy dog, and a sword? I'm confused. What are you up to?
Candi:
The Camelias, Gardenias, Jasmine, Lilies, and Lotus are blooming
in our Garden of Pleasure. Ummm, the fragrances are intoxicating.
Bambi:
Yes, I know our Garden of Pleasure is beautiful this time of year.
I especially like the Hibiscus, Roses, Spikenard, and Chrysanthemums.
But, enough of that, what are you up to?
Candi:
I am having a romantic picnic in our Garden of Pleasure with my
new sweetheart later tonight, and I want to try out a few of my new
aphrodisiac cooking recipes with him. They are guaranteed to put a
smile on any man's face, which in turn will put a smile on my face,
if you know what I mean. . . giggle, giggle. That reminds me, I need
the Satranji rug that our sweet Gerhard sent to us last year. I need
it for the picnic this evening.
Candi
Thinks:
Satranji
rugs were very popular for hundreds of years, but fell off
in export from India during the 1940's. Now, this ancient
art form is enjoying a resurgence of popularity:
SATRANJI:
It is one kind of cotton carpets which are made in Indian
since the medieval age. Archaeologists says this was
used as for playing chess as the chess board. The carpet is
strong, soft and durable. People prefer this product because
it is washable and relatively light weighted from the jute
and coir product. The weavers of satranji works very laboriously
to design new pattern and eye catchy color combination to
fullfill the demand of the customers.
The
English term cotton itself perhaps originates from the Sanskrit
word for it viz. Karpasa.
The Greek term Karpasos and the Latin term Carbasus have evidently
been derived from Sanskrit. "Karpasa", "Karpasos",
"Kasparov", the name of my little dog.
While
cotton was often used to weave satranji, wood and jute were
also traditionally used. Jute fibre is also woven
on backstraps or pitlooms to make shopping bag (Domar bags)
and Satranji (floor
covering). Jute is
made out of hemp, and the importation of hemp is presently
illegal in the United States. After all, we can't have
American chessplayers getting high from smoking bits and pieces
of their jute satranji. Here is an advertisement (February,
2003) from a Thailand
classified ad bulletin board advertising hand-made checkered
jute carpets (Satranji) for sale:
| Handi
Crafts VILLAGE CRAFTS |
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% hand made jute checkered carpets(Satranji). |
| Email:
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Dated:
February 2003
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The
art form of satranji spread to both western and eastern Asian
countries, where the word "satranji" took on various local
adaptations as a "loan word":
SATRANJI:
This word, which is still used in modern Indian languages,
is a corruption of the word Chaturanga. This is so as the
game of Chaturanga was in ancient times played on a piece
of cloth, in place of the modern chess board. These carpets
called Satranji were exported from India in ancient and medieval
times. The word: Sataranji has found its way into many modern
foreign languages including English. The Oxford dictionary
defines it as an 'Indian cotton Carpet'. Interesting.
. . it seems the Indian word "Chaturanga" (the ancestor of
chess) was subsequently re-imported into the country a few
hundred years later as "satranji", a Pahlavi (middle-Persian)
word.
Candi
Wonders: In how many Middle Eastern and Asian
languages can derivative words from "Satranji" be found?
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Bambi: It's in my bedroom, next to the bed. I have been using the
rug to meditate and do my yoga and Kama Sutra exercises. The cotton
is soft against my skin and the Sriyantra pattern, with the lotus and
the four gates, is really beautiful and the symbolism helps with my
meditations.... I wonder.... maybe we can find some more of these Satranji
rugs and sell them in the catalogue?
Candi: Keep that thought.
Bambi: The beautiful Satranji rug Gerd sent is also for our research
on the Origins of Chess.
Candi: I also need the Kama Sutra text with the "64 Arts of Love
Making". By the way, did you notice the "64" - 8x8, a possible
chess connection.
Sex
in Ancient India
The
sixty-four arts of love-passion-pleasure began in India.
There are many different versions of the arts which began
in Sanskrit and were translated into other languages, such
as Persian or Tibetan. Many of the original texts are
missing and the only clue to their existence is in other texts.
Kama Sutra, the version by Vatsyayana, is one of the well-known
survivors and was first translated into English by Sir Richard
Burton and F. F. Arbuthnot.
Sex
in Ancient Persia
Persia
was an acculturation between all the peoples in it and surrounding
it. Originally, Persia took directly from Mesopotamian
deities and sexual culture. Ishtar or Istar was called
Nana. Anahit became Tanata. These deities had the same
sexual cults of their Mesopotamian counterparts.
The
Persians also began to worship Ancient Indian gods and goddesses.
The Kama Sutra or the sixty-four arts was rewritten by the
Persians with a new Persian twist and slight differences to
each of the sixty-four arts.
Candi
Thinks:
The Indians played games on the "ashtapada" board (in ancient
times, a woven cloth), which is composed of 8x8 squares.
Is it just a coincidence that there are 64-trantric lovemaking
arts and 64-squares on the ashtapada board? Remember,
there are EIGHT
Primary Angas in Yoga Tradition... Traditional historians
say that chaturanga was exported to Persia, where it became
chatrang, played on a 64-square "board". Others, though,
believe that chatrang was invented first, and was then introduced
into India by the Arabs after the Arabs conquered Persia.
The Mesopotamians and their predecessors, the Sumerians, played
games on boards with symbols of the goddess Inanna (Ishtar).
The Persians borrowed freely from other cultures, and maybe
they mixed elements from the Mesopotamians (goddess worship
and board games) and the Indians (sexual practices and board
games) into a unique blend that became chatrang.
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Bambi:
Oh Candi! You may be right. I'll get this info off to Jan and see
what she thinks about the "64 Arts of Love Making". Now, let's get back
to the mystery of the Aphrodesiac cooking, sword, satranji rug, a dog
with a stuffed toy, Kama Sutra, rubber gloves, and the ear muffs. I
still don't understand what you want with all these things.
Candi: Do you remember the movie "Harry Potter, and the Chamber
of Secrets"? It all started with a scene in that movie.
Bambi: I remember the movie very well, but I can't remember anything
about aphrodisiacs, Satranji rugs, or a Chihuahua dog. Are you sure
about the Harry Potter Movie? Maybe you have it confused with one of
your favorite X-Rated movies? "The Goddess of the Golden Lotus" maybe?
Candi: That is one of my very favorite movies, but I am serious,
it all started with the Harry Potter movie, and the chess article
we did about it and tessellations. Do you remember the hot house scene
in the movie? It's where Harry and his buddies repot the Mandrake plants.
They are all wearing rubber gloves and ear muffs, so they can't hear
the cries of the baby mandrake roots as they are pulled out of the clay
pots. And, do you remember the connection with Chess from the "Harry
Potter and the Sorcorer's Stone"?
Bambi: Oh Yeh! I do remember the
scene. If Harry or his friends hear the cry of the baby Mandrake
roots they are supposed to become petrified. And I also remember the
Chess connections. Ummm, I think I am beginning to understand what your
getting at? But, what about the aphrodisiacs, sword, Satranji rug, and
the Chihuahua dog?
Candi: Don't you remember that article
that our dear Chief Sitting Bull, Ricardo Calvo, sent us, explaining
that the Persian word "Chatrang" means "Mandrake". And that Chatrang
was Persia's version of Chaturanga. And he also mentioned that some
scholars believe that Chess originated from Chaturanga.
Bambi: Yes, I do.
Candi: The Satranji Rug sent to us by our sweet Gerd is connected
with Chaturanga. The word "Satranji", which is still used in modern
Indian Languages, is a corruption of the word Chatrang. After the Arab
conquest of ancient Persia, the Arabs went on to conquer India, and
they reintroduced the Persian game Chatrang, which they called Shatranj,
to India, along with the Satranji! Mandrake is also known as Mandragoras,
which consists of 6 species from the Mediterranean to the Himalayas.
The Greeks liked to use it for medicinal purposes, as did other cultures.
The Chinese also used Mandrake as a local anesthetic. Mandrake
is also known as the "White Dragon".
Bambi: Wow! The White Dragon! I am working on an article about Dragons...There
is a Norwegian Ridgeback Dragon in the Harry Potter Movie? Hmmm... But,
what about the aphrodisiac cooking, dog with stuffed toy, and sword?
Candi: Eee Gads! I almost forgot! I need a Clay Pot for the Mandrake
recipe.
Bambi: Why do you need a clay pot? Why don't you use the pots in
the kitchen?
Candi: The mandrake
was supposedly made from the same clay "Adam" was made from.
Bambi: Adam who? Adam West of "Batman" fame?
Candi: No, Adam as in "Adam and Eve" and the Garden of Eden, or
the Adam and Eve of the Garden of Pleasure.
Bambi: Oh, our fellow nudists, cool.
Candi: Hey! Adam would be a good name for my dog. Here Adam! come
here Adam!
Bambi: But I thought his name was Kasparov, for the famous chessplayer
- or a derivative word from the Sanskrit "Karpasa" for cotton used in
the Satranji. I am confused!
Candi: Hmmmm... He seems to like the name Adam better. Look
at his tail wag. Oooh, my cute little puppy. Come here,
Adam. Bambi, another name for Mandrake is "Love Apple", and it
supposedly has fertility and aphrodisiac properties. Hey, did we discover
a connection to Adam and Eve and Chess?
Bambi: Maybe we did. There is a big serpent, the Basilisk, apples,
and a willow tree in the "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" movie.
And don't forget about that wooden game board with the entwined serpent
motif discovered at Shahr-i Sokhta.
I'll bet good money there is a connection with the Adam and Eve story.
Let's do some digging.
Candi: Bambi, I can't help you research right now. I have
a savory rice pilaf simmering on the back burner for tonight's picnic,
I need you to watch it for me while I am gone so it doesn't dry out
or burn.
Bambi: I didn't know that rice pilaf had aphrodisiac properties?
Candi: Ah...yes it does. The Saffron used in it is a famous aphrodisiac.
In fact, it is the favorite of the Great Khans.
Bambi: You really did your homework on aphrodisiacs. I am
impressed with your scholarship,
Candi. You are to be congratulated.
Candi: I leave no stone unturned when it comes to pleasure...giggle,
giggle. That reminds me, I've got to get going and dig up some Mandrake.
My sweetie will be here in a few hours.
Bambi: While you are hunting for Mandrake I will get on the computer
and see if I can find some more links to the Adam and Eve Creation Story
and Chess.
Aphrodisiac
Cooking, Part 2:
Bambi: While you are hunting for Mandrake I will get on the computer
and see if I can find some more links to the Adam and Eve Creation
Story and Chess.
Bambi
goes to her computer and does a search for Mandragoras aka Mandrake,
and we eavesdrop in on her thoughts.
Mandrake
aka Mandragoras, aka The White Dragon, and Dragons Hoard....
So, Mandrake has a connection to the Dragon. There might be
a cross-cultural connection to China, where the Great
Dragon/Serpent is one of the four cardinal directions
in the Heavens and acts as a bridge between that which is
below, on Earth, and that which is above, in the Heavens.
This mirrors the "as above, so below" philosophy of the Ancient
Indians that Bidev
talked about being incorporated into the game of chess as
secret esoteric knowledge, and is reflected to this day in
our use of bi-colored chess pieces and game board...
There
was a Norwegian
Ridge-Back Dragon in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's
Stone" movie. How
does Norway fit in all this? Hmmm, Scandinavia...The Lewis
Chess set (image left) that was used in the Wizard's Chess
Game that Harry played in the Great Hall...The backs of the
primary playing pieces are all carved with serpentine scrolls,
very reminiscent of the pattern inscribed on the Shahr-i
Sokhta board (image right)...
...since
that root seems to be a maker of love-medicines...
This explains why men would have been so fascinated with mandrake.
Things haven't changed very much - how many commercials for
male erectile dysfunction medications were played during Superbowl
XXXVIII...
The
root contains an alkaloid which, belonging to the atropine
group, is a narcotic and a local anesthetic. It is of the
order Solanaceae, similar to deadly nightshade. From the old
tradition that they excited amorous inclinations, mandrakes
were called love apples. Hence Venus is called Mandragoritis,
and the Emperor Julian, in his epistles, tells Calixenes that
he drank its juice nightly as a love-philtre.
"Venus
is called Mandragoritis"! Yippee! We found another connection
to the Goddess and the game of Chaturanga - Chatrang
(Mandrake) - Chess!
...Here's
the Love Apple reference Candi mentioned: From the
old tradition that they excited amorous inclinations, mandrakes
were called love apples.
Adam
and Eve, and the Apple. We don't know what type of fruit
it was that Eve offered to Adam because it isn't mentioned
in the biblical account; but perhaps it was the fruit of the
Mandrake, and that is what facilitated Eve to subsequently
conceive and bear children when she and Adam were kicked out
of the Pleasure Garden. Circumstantial evidence exists for
this hypothesis because of the biblical account of Reuben,
Leah, Rachel and the Mandrakes (1):
The
aphrodisiac properties of the mandrake are referred to in
Genesis when Reuben, finding sweet yellow berries, each about
the size of a small plum, took some of them to his mother,
Leah. Rachel, Leah’s sister, seeing the fruit, said: "Give
me, I pray thee, of thy son’s mandrakes". After some bartering,
Leah complied with Rachel’s request...
Here
is another reference to an ancient tradition mentioned many
times in the Bible, the anointing with oil (2): ...before
drawing even the least potent of the magic roots, it was necessary
to anoint the hands and face with oil, and during the process
of uprooting to stand carefully to windward; hence, the mandrake,
‘Aphrodite’s plant’, demanded the employment of the greatest
possible caution, and ultimately developed into the ceremony
in which the dog received the inevitable death-blow from the
lurking demons.
Anointing
with oil....could this be Nard oil?...we suspect connections
between rituals involving sacred aromatics and spices and
some ancient board games...and "Aphrodite's Plant", the Goddess
again...
Ibn
Beithor, the Arab herbalist, refers to the mandrake as ‘The
Devil’s Candle’, a title suggested by the plant’s glistening
appearance at night. This luminosity is accounted for by the
presence of numerous glow-worms at rest on the plant's ample
leaves. The Moors, for the same reason, call mandrake ‘The
Lamp of the Elves’. This is interesting. One
of the Persian names for Mandrake is istereng;
("istaranj,
astarang" -Mandrake; may refer to the luminosity of the
root ). Could the ancient Persians have called the game
Chatrang because the earliest game pieces, carved in the images
of men and animals out of ivory, or perhaps white quartz,
were luminous and glowed, just like the root of the Mandrake
plant?...there may also be a shared root words between istereng/istaranj/astarang
and sitranji...
...The
forked root of the mandrake roughly resembles the human body,
which probably accounts for its role as a magic plant, particularly
with a sexual connotation. It has been used as an aphrodisiac
in various cultures. Aphrodite, the goddess of love, was also
the ‘lady of the mandrake’ and in some parts of Europe it
was laid under the marriage bed. There was a medieval tradition
that elephants consumed this plant to arouse sexual desire.
Here is the Elephant connection with Chaturanga, and another
connection to Aphrodite, "lady of the mandrake"... We know
that in medieval times because the demand for mandrake was
so great, people carved sweet bryony to look like mandrake,
and these pieces were called "manikins". Perhaps there
is a connection with this tradition and the ancient
Egyptians' use of marionettes in some of their religious
rituals - sympathetic magic...
The
true mandrake is native to the Near East... Oh my!
It looks like Candi is going to have to go to the Near East
to find Mandrake, she's not going to find it around here.
I hope she isn't too disappointed when she gets back.
I
need to get this information to Jan. She is doing research
on Mandrake and Chatrang too... But first - I need to
check the rice pilaf, so it doesn't dry out...Saffron is used
in pilaf, and pilaf was a favorite of the Great Khans...Ummmm....
Kublah
Khan laid out the city of Beijing in the pattern of the Chessboard...The
saffron colored robes of some Buddhist sects - I wonder if
the Kathin
Ceremony may be related to the Sanskrit for "cotton"...
Genghis Khan gave the title "Dahlai Lama" to the Buddhist
holy men of Tibet, which is in the Himalayas, and a species
of Mandrake grows in the Himalayas....Saffron is an aphrodisiac,
and it is very expensive, it is more precious than gold, in
fact, it was used as a currency...I remember reading about
Saffron being used by a King, he would dip his hand in saffron
and place his saffron cover hand on a paper to make his signature,
or seal...
Dragons
and the Khans....I wonder if there is a connection...Mandragoras...
Mandragon...half-Man, half-Dragon...There is the White Dragon-Headed
Horse, that carried the books of knowledge across the waves
of the Yellow River legend of the Ch'ing Dynasty...K'ang Hsi..,
sounds a lot like Xiang Qi....and then there is Fu
Hsi (2852-2738 BCE), the first of the three sovereigns
of China, half-Dragon
and half-human, who was the legendary inventor of the
Chinese script. His prewriting device, called the Eight Trigrams,
was a combination of straight and broken lines, apparently
taken from marks on a turtle shell. The I Ching connects
the number eight and its subdivisions to divination, and the
principles of divination were later reflected in the game
of Chinese Chess, Xiang Qi, called "Elephant Game" or "Star
Game"...
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Candi:
Bambi! Bambi! I need your help to carry the groceries in the house.
Bambi: Groceries??? I thought you were going to hunt for Mandrake.
Candi: I did! I went to "Euresis Discoveries" Health Food Store
and got some mandrake from the herbalist Pedanior Discorides.
Bambi: How is our dear Pedanior?
Candi:
He's fine. He seems to be ageless.(Image right) Dioscrides being
handed a mandrake uprooted by a dog, which dies in the process.(3)
Bambi: Candi, I did some reading while you were gone, and I discovered,
according to legend, one must sacrifice the dog that is used to pull
up the mandrake root. Please tell me you weren't going to sacrifice
Adam!
Candi: Sacrifice our dear little Adam, how could you think I would
do such a horrible thing to an animal? That's why I bought the stuffed
toy dog. I had planned to put the stuffed dog in the hole after the
root was pulled out, instead of our precious Adam, just to be on the
safe side.
Bambi: That's a relief... By the way Mandrake doesn't grow in this
area. You would have to go to the Near East, or to Lama Land in the
Himalayas to find the mandrake.
Candi: The Near East?? You mean I would have had to go to Martha's
Vineyard, or Palm Beach?
Bambi: No, Further East, much further East. Oh, Never Mind.
Candi: Bambi, will you get the Blue Lotus out of the cooler and
start soaking it in the Champagne for me please?
Bambi: Why do you want to ruin good champagne with a flower?
Candi: On the contrary! It will enhance the Champagne. You see,
The Blue Lotus is a famous aphrodisiac used by the Egyptians, just like
Mandrake. The priestesses would soak the lotus in wine to extract the
active ingredients, and then give it to their lovers. It enhances love
making, which enhances the champagne...giggle, giggle.
Bambi: Look at the time! Your sweet heart will be here in a couple
of hours and you are not even ready.
Candi: Would you put the groceries away for me please while I slip
into a perfumed bath? BTW~ Call up your handsome hunk and invite him
to dinner, there is enough for all of us.
Bambi: Ummm, I think I will, Chaturanga is a game designed to be
played with 4 players...
Footnotes:
(1)
Here is a retelling
(from the Midrash) of Reuben finding mandrakes in the field. The
biblical account can be found at Genesis 30:14-17. Interestingly,
it was Leah who became pregnant (with Issachar) as a result of the bartering
for the mandrakes, not Rachel. Rachel conceived her only child,
Joseph, only after Leah bore Jacob two more sons (Issachar and Zebulun)
and a daughter (Dinah), so it was doubtful that mandrakes had anything
to do with Joseph's conception. However, the account graphically
demonstrates Rachel's belief in the efficacy of mandrakes as an aid
to fertility and conception.
(2) Biblical references to "anointing with oil" (not
an exhaustive list): Exodus 28:41 - cross-reference Exodus 29:7:
"And you must take the anointing oil and pour it upon his head and put
the holy sign of dedication upon the turban"; Leviticus 8:12: "Finally
he poured some of the anointing oil upon Aaron's head and anointed him
so as to sanctify him"; 1 Samuel 16:12, 13: "Accordingly he sent and
had him come. Now he was ruddy, a young man with beautiful eyes
and handsome in appearance. Then Jehovah said: "Get up, anoint
him, for this is he!" 13 Accordingly Samuel took the horn of oil
and anointed him in the midst of his brothers. And the spirit
of Jehovah began to be operative upon David from that day forward. ...";
Psalms 45:7: "... That is why God, your God, has anointed you with the
oil of exultation more than your partners"; cf. 1 Hebrews 1:9: "You
loved righteousness, and you hated lawlessness. That is why God,
your God, anointed you with the oil of exultation more than your partners."
(3) Pedanior Discorides a/k/a Pedanios Discorides
a/k/a Pedanius
Dioscorides. Pedanius
Dioscorides (c. 40
in Anazarbus, Cilicia
- c. 90) was
an ancient Greek
physician, pharmacologist and botanist who practiced in Rome at the
times of Nero.
He was a surgeon with the army of the emperor so he had the opportunity
to travel extensively seeking medicinal substances from all over the
Roman and Greek world. Dioscorides is famous for writing a five volume
book De Materia Medica that was a precursor to all modern pharmacopeias.
In fact it remained in use for as long as until about 1600. All that
was written was a mere commentary on Dioscorides' work with minor
additions from Arabian and Indian sources. Mandrake has served
as an excellent restorative for Pedanior, the Show Girls' friend,
as he is 2000+ years old...
Further
Reading:
(1)
Images of the Basilisk - an interesting blend of bird and serpent:
(2) Information on Saffron, known to the ancient Egyptians, Hebrews
and Greeks:
(3) Information on Nard (aromatic oil):
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